"Interesting" Thread

[luso2kx]

http://boards.espn.go.com/boards/mb/mb?sport=mlb&id=bos&tid=568388&lid=37

This is actually a typical thread there.

Feel the love :)

[fightingdoxies]

nice

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

So, wait...who is a wife beater? (besides Clemens)

[luso2kx]

That place is like Bizarro World. Over there:

- The closer role is useless and anyone can close games
- Alex Gonzalez had a horrible defense
- Mark Loretta was not that good of a 2nd baseman
- Doug Mirabelli isn't on the team because of Wakefield
- Julio Lugo should be loved by everyone even though he did beat his wife

rinse and repeat.

[luso2kx]

So, wait...who is a wife beater? (besides Clemens)That would be Lugo who slammed his wife's head on a car windshield outside Minute Maid Park, but was absolved by some clown judge after his wife, obviously in fear of retaliation or being left in the cold financially, changed her story mid-trail to get him off the hook.

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

:mad: Okay, Lugo has now supplanted Seanez and Tavarez as my least favorite Sock. I hope he takes one to the dome from Ted Lilly, or someone with an equally girly-sounding name.

[luso2kx]

Dual post

[beenbag21]

That place is like Bizarro World. Over there:

- The closer role is useless and anyone can close games
- Alex Gonzalez had a horrible defense
- Mark Loretta was not that good of a 2nd baseman
- Doug Mirabelli isn't on the team because of Wakefield
- Julio Lugo should be loved by everyone even though he did beat his wife

rinse and repeat.



Luso lets not forget that Papi instead of Manny should be traded.

[SlumpBustR]

Luso lets not forget that Papi instead of Manny should be traded.
#1) welcome to SoxPlanet beenbag

#2) WTF trade Papi, not Manny?? :icon_axe:

what's the average member age on the Sox ESPN board?

[Lord Papelbon]

Yet another reason for not going back....:icon_hang

[beenbag21]

#1) welcome to SoxPlanet beenbag

#2) WTF trade Papi, not Manny?? :icon_axe:

what's the average member age on the Sox ESPN board?


Thanks. No it's just the pot stirrers trying to make it interesting.

[Lord Papelbon]

Thanks. No it's just the pot stirrers trying to make it interesting.


Problem is some of those pot stirrers just like to hear themselves talk. (or type)

[beenbag21]

Problem is some of those pot stirrers just like to hear themselves talk. (or type)

True, that's why I don't reply in most of those threads.

[luso2kx]

In all honesty, I was hoping either mike, eggs, rock and/or Phifer would come over here and kinda bring that happiness with them (mainly for my clutch hitting thread).

[luso2kx]

Luso lets not forget that Papi instead of Manny should be traded.Oh, and must we must not forget that Papelbon should start when he's closing and close when he's starting.

[beenbag21]

I thought eggs made his way over here. I don't know about mike and phifer, they have a stranglehold on the idiots over there and it seems they like it.

[luso2kx]

I thought eggs made his way over here. I don't know about mike and phifer, they have a stranglehold on the idiots over there and it seems they like it.I guess they also love playing that game called "Guess which poster has the least amount of life that he would create the persona known as hoop."

[luso2kx]

I thought eggs made his way over here. I don't know about mike and phifer, they have a stranglehold on the idiots over there and it seems they like it.And eggs did say that he signed up but said that the verification image was too illegible. Dunno if that stopped him from finishing the process or not.

[southcarolina]

That would be Lugo who slammed his wife's head on a car windshield outside Minute Maid Park, but was absolved by some clown judge after his wife, obviously in fear of retaliation or being left in the cold financially, changed her story mid-trail to get him off the hook.


http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0716/1581601.html


It was actually a jury that found him innocent.

[luso2kx]

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0716/1581601.html


It was actually a jury that found him innocent.
"..."I was very upset, confused,'' Mabely Lugo said of an April 30 argument she had with her husband at Minute Maid Park. "He wasn't at fault.''..."

Nope, that windshield simply got in his way...

Funny thing (if you can call it that) is that he had ADMITTED to have done that to his wife when first accused. Yet there are people who said "oh hey, no worries..."

http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0501/1547624.html (http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2003/0501/1547624.html)

Only Brett Myers tops that shitlist.

[levman90]

I think I'm gonna stay over here for awhile, still check back there every now and then. That board has declined so fast in the past month or so, it's ridiculous.

Hoop CANNOT find out about this new board.

[Undertaker #59]

Well, hey...if there are idiots that come around, and the majority of the membership think they are assclowns and they don't contribute anything, it won't take me long to create Soxplanet's own Assclown Asylum (though maybe we should have a new name for it for this board).

[Mikiemo83]

Well, hey...if there are idiots that come around, and the majority of the membership think they are assclowns and they don't contribute anything, it won't take me long to create Soxplanet's own Assclown Asylum (though maybe we should have a new name for it for this board).
Yankmeee Town

[Lord Papelbon]

Yankmeee Town

Or to use their own stupid term "The TardFest"

[luso2kx]

Or to use their own stupid term "The TardFest"The Tard-o-Centri<SUP>tm</SUP>

[oldskool138]

How about "Schlock Planet"? :icon_eyes

[JD10367]

Well, hey...if there are idiots that come around, and the majority of the membership think they are assclowns and they don't contribute anything, it won't take me long to create Soxplanet's own Assclown Asylum (though maybe we should have a new name for it for this board).

Yankee Stadium.

Or Landsdowne Street (the implication being that they were kicked out of the park).

[Mikiemo83]

Or Landsdowne Street (the implication being that they were kicked out of the park).I don't find that funny, I was kicked out for holding a beer at 18 and yes I was drinking it :icon_pidu

[Mikiemo83]

Georgie Porgie's place

[Lord Papelbon]

The Tard-o-Centri^tm

The House that Tards Built.

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

"The Toilet"

Sent to the minors

A-ball

Designated for ASS-signment

[Fully Tilted]

Well, me might not want to associate it with anything Yankee because we could end up sending moronic Sox fans there.

How about "Obstructed View Seating" or something to that effect??

It doesn't sound harsh in my mind but seems clever with those being the worst seats in Fenway--plus it's sort of a wordplay as they are then obstructed from posting in the normal threads.

[fightingdoxies]

How about "Obstructed View Seating" or something to that effect??



I like that. I was trying to think of something along those lines but came up blank

[JD10367]

In honor of the head of Ted Williams, perhaps "The Cryonic Chamber"?

[Mikiemo83]

Obstructed View Seating


nice ring to it

[Fully Tilted]

In honor of the head of Ted Williams, perhaps "The Cryonic Chamber"?


LOL



(Yikes!)

[oldskool138]

LOL



(Yikes!)

Or we can honor the newest addition to the Red Sox...J.D. Drew who sleeps in a Hyperbollic chamber

[SlumpBustR]

Well, hey...if there are idiots that come around, and the majority of the membership think they are assclowns and they don't contribute anything, it won't take me long to create Soxplanet's own Assclown Asylum (though maybe we should have a new name for it for this board).

The Bull(Sh!t)Pen

The Major A-hole League

The Single A PlayPen

Asshat Stadium

The Bush League

The Foul Ball Forum

[beenbag21]

How about Section 38 Row 40 in honor of the seats in the bleachers that are behind the scoreboard where there aren't any seats.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/gallery/worst_seats?pg=4

[oldskool138]

How about Section 38 Row 40 in honor of the seats in the bleachers that are behind the scoreboard where there aren't any seats.

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/gallery/worst_seats?pg=4

Better yet, how about "The Hitter's Backdrop"

[luso2kx]

Hoop's House

Game....Set....Match :toast: