Tonight, you are Brad Penny

[babalu87]

Do you DRILL a Yankee?

I'm Brad Penny and I DRILL Jeter right in the back

Joba the Hutt drills Youk damn near every game and Bay has been hit three times by the Yankees in his short Red Sox career

I dont think twice about it, I drill him to send a message

[reddick]

i'm brad penny and i drill lugo in the back.

[babalu87]

ROFL

Thats pretty good

[Mikiemo83]

i'm brad penny and i drill lugo in the head.and call it a wasted pitch

[JBay44]

Do you DRILL a Yankee?

I'm Brad Penny and I DRILL Jeter right in the back

Joba the Hutt drills Youk damn near every game and Bay has been hit three times by the Yankees in his short Red Sox career

I dont think twice about it, I drill him to send a message

I was all for this last night when they threw at Bay again. Still, I'd rather they win the game. Let the frustrated Yankees throw at people.

[3 Point Stan]

With Penny on the mound, I'm thinking "hard slide into Jeter" vs. "beaning."

I'm too afraid of the subsequent 2-run HR that might follow.

And yes... I'm a pussy.

[Goodfellow9]

Tonight, I am Brad Penny....


I cry myself to sleep asking "Why did I break up with Alyssa Milano???"

[trotdaubach]

if i'm brad penny at first i attempt to pitch well and sweep the series. if that fails then throw at everyone.

[ginahunt3]

Hell yes!!! I'd throw @ Jeter or better yet, the cheater. The Yankees don't play fair, why should we? I was hoping Beckett would get somebody, but I'd like to see Bard do it (a 100 mph fastball).

[skeeter]

Tonight, I am Brad Penny....


I cry myself to sleep asking "Why did I break up with Alyssa Milano???"

He was going out with her? How was she not crushed? (I mean physically)

[SamBam39]

and call it a wasted pitch
I would call that a statement pitch.

[Mikiemo83]

I would call that a statement pitch.and be worth every penny of his contract


get it penny


I am a laugh riot today I tell you

[SamBam39]

You're cracking yourself up.


On second thought maybe you are just cracking.




Nah, that's a joke.

[babalu87]

Hitting A-Rod is just as good

[SamBam39]

Next up Trigger.

[Mikiemo83]

If I was A-Fraud I charge the mound...Penny fights like a broad

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[SamBam39]

A Roid is a bigger pussy than Penny. You do remember the slapped ball incident against Arroyo in the ALCS?

[Mikiemo83]

I know, I know - I was just looking for a place to post the penny bar fight

[ceb364]

A-Rod can't have cuts and scrapes on his pretty face.


BTW - can I just say how refreshing it is to be posting someplace where the word 'pussy' is allowed? It's such a usefull (almost critical) word for a baseball message board.

[SamBam39]

Oh that's probably just because I am a dirt bag who has no manners!

[ginahunt3]

Well Sam, I'll be a dirtbag too, ARod is a pussy. Penny should have hit him in his pretty boy face. They probably would've prescribed steroids to help him heal.

[holly]

Penny should have hit Tex instead of A Rod

[SamBam39]

Well Sam, I'll be a dirtbag too, ARod is a pussy. Penny should have hit him in his pretty boy face. They probably would've prescribed steroids to help him heal.
Then how would A-Roid make love to himself in the mirror!??