An open letter to Tony Massarotti

[SamBam39]

Mazz,
Just rent a hotel room take Horseface up to it and have anal sex with him. You are so infatuated with Trigger and your obsession with the fact that the Sox didn't sign him borders on stalker levels.
Another god d@mn article about Mark Friggin' Trigger Teixeira. Tony....

GET OVER IT, HE'S A MFY NOW

Seriously dude, it's boring this man crush you have on all things Mark Teixeira. Sox fans have moved on. It's time for you to find something else to write about.:unsortiert007:

[Mikiemo83]

Mazz is an angry little troll with a whinny voice and a serious case of raging hemmroids

[SamBam39]

He just has kept on and on and on about Trigger. I don't get the fascination. OK the Sox lost out on him...time to move on.

[Major A$$hole]

Tony can suck on Teixeira's ball's all he wants. I think he just updating his resume for when the Globe finally goes belly up. Hopefully some New York paper will hire him. I don't know what would be better. He gets hired to cover the Skanks and Skankee fans have to put up with him or he can only get hired to write for the East Bum Fvck local high school paper.
:purgatory:

[rockthecasbah]

Reminds me of Nick Cafardo's mancrush on Shea Hillenbrand.

He wrote this March 22, 2009

"7. Shea Hillenbrand, 1B-3B, free agent: It's amazing how baseball people just don't get that a guy can change. Hillenbrand might have been one of the biggest pains in the backside, but here's a guy who could fall off a horse at his Arizona ranch and hit, yet he can't even get a tryout. He's also a guy who spends his days giving sick children tours of his farm and petting zoo. Wouldn't want a guy like that in the clubhouse."


Shea had last appeared in the majors in 2007 to the line of .251/.270/.330.