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[Undertaker #59]

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[Undertaker #59]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[Undertaker #59]

What you never say to a cop :
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!

I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

When the Officer says "Gee Son....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

[Undertaker #59]

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[Undertaker #59]

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[SlumpBustR]

I am wearing a pair of black Reebok ProWalker shoes, the right one of which has developed an irritating squeak in it

it was quite noticeable when I was walking into and out of the Post Office this AM

I am sure people were laughing at me --- at least on the inside

[Bradys Bunch]

i was gonna ask if the main board was down, i think thats pretty obvious now...im bored

[Soxfanroach]

I HATED those damn walkers! I worked at a Sportshoe Center when I was in college. There were like 2 returns for every five we sold. There is something wrong with the cusioning system...I would have thought that they would have fixed that since this was like 15 years ago....lol.

[SlumpBustR]

I HATED those damn walkers! I worked at a Sportshoe Center when I was in college. There were like 2 returns for every five we sold. There is something wrong with the cusioning system...I would have thought that they would have fixed that since this was like 15 years ago....lol.oh the cushioning system is fine..... it is the now new noisemaking system that is teh suk

[Undertaker #59]

oh the cushioning system is fine..... it is the now new noisemaking system that is teh suk

Wear a pair of corduroys to cover up the squeaking.

[SlumpBustR]

here's a riddle:

what goes voob-voob squeak, voob-voob squeak, voob-voob squeak ----- a-uoogah....a-uoogah....a-uoogah ?????

[Undertaker #59]

RG in cordorouys and Reeboks followed by a badger in heat?

[SlumpBustR]

RG in corduroys and Reeboks followed by a badger in heat?close....

it's me wearing a pair of tan corduroy slacks and my black Reebok ProWalkers trying to sneak up behind a woman in a public place when the Middlesex County Prosecutor-mandated 8Ft. Restriction Zone ankle bracelet I have to wear sounds off

[bishbash]

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[Mikiemo83]

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[Mikiemo83]

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[Mikiemo83]

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[Mikiemo83]

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[Mikiemo83]

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[Mikiemo83]

X-rated miniature railroad models

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If I asked you to form a sentence using the words "train" "sex" and "fantasy," this would probably not be the result -- but for every oddity there is a fetish, and a website to prove it. This German manufacturer of model railroad components caters to adult hobbyists who like teeny-tiny sex with their teeny-tiny trains. And a visit to this online discussion forum reveals that other companies are creating similar "adult" scenes -- some even more explicit:
"At the Neuremburg Toy Fair, Viessmann announced an electronic drive that moves the lady figure on one of the 'Sexy Scenes'. The venerable company Faller took things even further. They announced a kit of a 'night club' that includes five Preiser-style figures of 'hostesses'. On the small picture one of them can be seen receiving a 'guest'."

These guys put the "ho" in "HO Gauge." Not safe for work or children, although the naughty bits are ZENSUR-ed.

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[SlumpBustR]

:blink:

[oldbagfan]

OK, UT - You've started something now! (meaning, you are the only bored fan this Monday morning who is wasting time . . .)

[oldbagfan]

Next

[oldbagfan]

One more for the road:

[Mean Patrick]

The Chief Justice of the Rhode Island Supreme Court came to visit Lincoln's boyhood home yesterday.

[bishbash]

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[oldbagfan]

Last ones for now (i promise):