Undertaker #59
01-10-2006, 01:43 PM
Found on OrangeMane:
Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk and kill.
God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. Tedy Bruschi gave him 6.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Tedy Bruschi isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Tedy Bruschi.
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Chuck Norris has 2 speeds - walk and kill.
God wanted 10 days to create the Earth. Tedy Bruschi gave him 6.
Every year on his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Tedy Bruschi isn't hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Tedy Bruschi.
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