Craigslist stuff

[Undertaker #59]

http://kansascity.craigslist.org/for/572205502.html

100 bud light beer bottles all in good condition. great decoration for bar areas or a reck room.
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</td></tr></tbody></table>um ok....


and

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.html

For Sale - beautiful pink "vagina couch" that I made in art school and no longer have space for. The couch is large: measures 5' 3" long, 3' 3" wide at the middle, and stands 2' 3" tall (and is heavy like a couch). The pics are from my portfolio and are several years old; as a result, the couch has some scuffmarks and stains around the bottom from being moved, but otherwise is in excellent shape. A professional upholsterer helped me build the couch, so it is also functional and durable as a piece of furniture. The couch must be picked up in Mendocino, a 3-hour drive north of SF. I am asking for $600 and a loving home! Call Willow at [deleted] or reply to posting. http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.1.jpg http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/540076210.2.jpg
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[Ras]

Hey RG! Do you have room for that couch?

[Bradys Bunch]

lol i'd rather drink 100 beer bottles wtf, who sells that shit?

[Mikiemo83]

I wonder if you sleep like a baby and are then squeezed out

[Mean Patrick]

lol i'd rather drink 100 beer bottles wtf, who sells that shit?

I'm more curious as to who would buy 100 empty bottles.

[Mikiemo83]

I'm more curious as to who would buy 100 empty bottles.the only reason is to bottle some real beer - home made stuff

[Ras]

I wonder if you sleep like a baby and are then squeezed out

How do you clean that thing? Soap and water or does Bissell make a Massengil formula for couches like that?

[Mikiemo83]

How do you clean that thing? Soap and water or does Bissell make a Massengil formula for couches like that?

would look real nice surrounded with hard wood floors

[lvent]

Hey RG! Do you have room for that couch?

Ras you know RG only gets down with rubber, not cloth!! :banana:

[Mean Patrick]

the only reason is to bottle some real beer - home made stuff

Nope. Can't even use 'em for that. Twist-off bottles don't get a good seal when you go to cap 'em. You have to use regular bottles.

[Mikiemo83]

Nope. Can't even use 'em for that. Twist-off bottles don't get a good seal when you go to cap 'em. You have to use regular bottles.
yes, I looked quick and thought they were Bar Bottles

[Mean Patrick]

I think I'll start drinking now.

[Mikiemo83]

I've been ready since 5 am EST.....this snow just created a thirst I need quenching

[SlumpBustR]

Hey RG! Do you have room for that couch?the real question is does that cooch have room for me?

[Danny Boy®]

I'm more curious as to who would buy 100 empty bottles.

So the fact that he was browsing for Vagina couches and Bud Light bottles in Kansas City wasnt curious?

BTW....on a related note, I got 78,568 Guinness cans and my wife for sale....anyone?

[Undertaker #59]

So the fact that he was browsing for Vagina couches and Bud Light bottles in Kansas City wasnt curious?



It might be, but no, you can go to http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ to see a collection of funny postings.

[Danny Boy®]

It might be, but no, you can go to http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/all/ to see a collection of funny postings.

In my best Johnny Carson impersonation....I did not know that!

[oldbagfan]

would look real nice surrounded with hard wood floors

Get rid of the "floors" and you've got a great pun! (that's what you meant anyway, huh, Mikie? :) )