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Mikiemo83
10-17-2007, 01:13 PM
I always made them pay for my parking

October 16, 2007 -- IF Bronx Bomber Derek Jeter wants to keep his sex life a secret, he should learn to tie up any post-tryst loose ends.
Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking."

"The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"

After a bit of insistence, "they eventually left happy. I assume he paid for their parking after all," said our snitch.

Tongues in Miami are wagging over Jeter's stint in Miami, where he was spotted Friday night dining at Nobu, then partying it up with Timbaland at Skybar. "They took over the table in the back and drank Grey Goose all night," said a fellow reveler. "Five girls were dancing around him, but he didn't seem interested."

Jeter was spotted acting equally detached later that night at Set, where he was "surrounded by throngs of women five rows deep. He was hanging with a guy friend, though, and didn't seem to take much interest in the hordes of ladies."

Evidently, the Yankee captain likes to keep his conquests behind closed doors, because there were no Jeter sightings Saturday night.

"I heard he was staying in the penthouse at the Shore Club," said one Miami source. "He checked in solo Friday, but nobody saw him Saturday night . . . and everyone down here talks when big names come to town. Maybe he was holed up in his suite all night?"

Jeter is notorious for his off-field plays - he's been linked to the likes of Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel, Jordana Brewster, Mariah Carey, Scarlett Johansson, Vanessa Minnillo and Gabrielle Union. Shore Club reps had "no comment," and a Yankee rep did not return calls.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/10162007/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

Mikiemo83
10-17-2007, 01:15 PM
If you needed any more proof that the life of an athlete is infinitely better than yours -- and, surely, you did -- witness this tale from Miami, involving Derek Jeter, two woman and the Parking Validation That Never Came.

It appears that Jeter had a late night, three-human tryst in Miami over the weekend, but forgot to pay the ladies' parking fees.

Our spy in the lobby of the Shore Club in Miami early Sunday morning spotted "two scantily clad women screaming at the front desk because they had spent the night at Jeter's penthouse and were then charged for parking. The girls were wearing what looked like the same clothes they wore the night before - a tight cocktail dress and a mini-skirt. They were making a huge scene because they were asked to pay for parking.

"Obviously, they'd spent the night there," giggled the onlooker, who noted that one of the overnight guests was screaming into the phone, "After last night, he'd better [bleep]ing take care of it!"
Frankly, we're rather surprised Jeter doesn't have some sort of deal in place already; if the Shore Club doesn't already have a two-for-one special, they're clearly negligent.

http://deadspin.com/sports/three-ladies-at-a-time-please/derek-jeter-takes-care-of-his-ladies-311288.php

http://deadspin.com/assets/resources/2007/10/derekjeterbeach2.jpg

babalu87
10-17-2007, 03:36 PM
Imagine being Jeter for a day
In your prime
With your recreational drug of choice

Look at the BOMBS on the one with the hat!

Mikiemo83
10-17-2007, 03:39 PM
fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life

one day?

I would have died before breakfast smothered in breast


if I used drugs, I never have, I think I would have made it to lunch

babalu87
10-17-2007, 03:46 PM
Just a little toot to take the edge of Mikie, besides that only pot/weed/herb.

My penis would look like it was run through a wood chipper and my chin would be worn raw

3 Point Stan
10-17-2007, 03:49 PM
Imagine being Jeter for a day

Yeah, then I'd be able to tell folks what the inside of A-Rod's rectum felt like.

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Bases Loaded
10-17-2007, 08:44 PM
Yeah, then I'd be able to tell folks what the inside of A-Rod's rectum felt like.

Happy, Happy, Joy, Joy!

Awww that made happy thoughts bad real quick :eatme: