the gagne sucks thread

[soxin07080910]

we made one of these for pedroia and it turned him around.....








F GAGNE go gag on another game:icon_hang:icon_hang:icon_hang:icon_hang

[southcarolina]

Alex Cora has been pitching out of his mind. Let him pitch until Gagne adjusts to his new role.

[Mark_Henderson]

Alex Cora has been pitching out of his mind. Let him pitch until Gagne adjusts to his new role.


:) (why doesn't this board have a laughing smiley?)


Hopefully, this thread will get buried many pages deep, but at this point I'd only put Gage in if we're up or down by > 4 runs until he settles down.

[southcarolina]

Until further notice, i will refer to our new stud relief pitcher as Eric Sauerbeck.

[southcarolina]

Ok one thing that has always ALWAYS reversed the fortunes of struggling players is Player Name GIS Hot Woman Pics.

So here are the results for Gagne:


http://www.rich-parno.com/gagne1.jpg

http://www.stanstrickland.net/images/gallery/jeannie_gagne.jpg

http://www.canadacouncil.ca/NR/rdonlyres/B197746F-9897-42A8-B465-440347F44257/0/Gagne_480.jpg


Hmmmm.....these are ok, but not spectacular. Im sure none of us would turn them down at closing time, but then, most of us wouldnt turn anyone down at closing time.

But for Player Performance Turnaround mojo, i dont know if this will suffice. Time to do some research......let me find my labcoat......

[southcarolina]

Eric Gagne's middle name is Serge. Nothing even remotely female on a GIS for that.....i'm going to have to dig deeper......

[southcarolina]

OK......Eric gagne is french Canadian. (I know so cuz wikipedia says so).


So a GIS of "french cnadian women" yielded this:
http://www.hornyoyster.com/images/maryse_ouellet_top2_th.jpg

Which gave me the name

Maryse Oulllet

So, gentlemen, and ladies too, i present to you the GIS Hot Chick Mojo Girl that is going to turn Eric Gangne's season around right this very second:

[southcarolina]

http://www.paulbuceta.com/images/photography/maryse_ouellet/images/maryse_ouellet_01.jpg

http://www.wwediva.info/wp-content/fgallery/maryse-ouellet/3.jpg

http://img238.imageshack.us/img238/7721/maryseouellet21ul8.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v515/bloodylamer/bastardly-photos/0505/album54/maryse-ouellet-01130701.jpg



Pitch better Eric!!!!! Do it now!!!

[3 Point Stan]

Maybe he needs a day to compose himself and hit the links.
http://www.philadelphiarams.com/archives/sexy_golfer.jpg

You know... "hit" the links.