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3 Point Stan
08-10-2007, 10:42 PM
It's 5:40 PM and the only two threads that have been started on this board today have been about last night's St. Louis Cardinals game. PRICELESS!

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luso2kx
08-10-2007, 11:02 PM
Could be worse. Could be arguing with a stock broker no less about how the terms "private company" and "public company" differe between the US and Europe, and actually see HIM say "Well, the Europeans have it all wrong!".

Seriously, I can't make this up.
EverettsTheoryOfEvolution
08-10-2007, 11:03 PM
I'm still upset about Jetergate.

I may never be the same again :(
3 Point Stan
08-10-2007, 11:35 PM
I'm still upset about Jetergate.

I may never be the same again :(
Well, not if you slept with him anyway.

<*rim shot*>
Redsoxfan57
08-11-2007, 02:10 AM
Well, not if you slept with him anyway.

<*rim shot*>

I'm telling ya he don't get no respect.
http://www.comedycentral.com/images/comedians/d/dangerfield_r/rodney-dangerfield_m4.jpg
luso2kx
08-11-2007, 04:09 AM
I'm telling ya he don't get no respect.
http://www.comedycentral.com/images/comedians/d/dangerfield_r/rodney-dangerfield_m4.jpgSo I went to my Doc, I says "Doc! Everytime I look in the mirror, I wanna throw up, what's wrong with me?!?!"

Doc says "I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect!"
SamBam39
08-12-2007, 03:50 AM
I said "Doc, every time I do this it hurts." He says "Don't do that."
Redsoxfan57
08-12-2007, 07:13 AM
So I went to my Doc, I says "Doc! Everytime I look in the mirror, I wanna throw up, what's wrong with me?!?!"

Doc says "I dunno, but your eyesight is perfect!"

A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
luso2kx
08-12-2007, 05:59 PM
A girl phoned me the other day and said... Come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.

I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.I tell ya, I get no respect. Why, just the other day, United thanked me for flying American.