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luso2kx
08-09-2007, 06:36 PM
http://laragmag.com/2007/08/09/la-rag-mag-exclusive-jessica-alba-got-herpes-from-derek-jeter

He must be executed damnit!
EverettsTheoryOfEvolution
08-09-2007, 06:51 PM
This is despicable and heinous. I mean, we all dislike Jeter, but I am at least forced to have a grudging respect for for him - until now. This is the last straw. Jeter is now KOS - Kill on sight. I might have to take a RoadGrader type absence for awhile while I deal with this. :mad: :mad: :mad:
Mikiemo83
08-09-2007, 06:58 PM
does this mean ARod has herpes too?
luso2kx
08-09-2007, 06:59 PM
does this mean ARod has herpes too?
OH!

http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/andrew-dice-clay.jpg
EverettsTheoryOfEvolution
08-09-2007, 06:59 PM
does this mean ARod has herpes too?

In all orifices, I'm sure. But that's neither here nor there.....

*runs off and sulks*
Mikiemo83
08-09-2007, 07:04 PM
well every cloud has a silver lining... or something like that
EverettsTheoryOfEvolution
08-09-2007, 07:07 PM
Not this cloud. This cloud has a weeping sore instead.
Mikiemo83
08-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Not this cloud. This cloud has a weeping sore instead.well in my fantasy, the only way I'm with her, she has a clean bill of health... I know because I check her pulse and ask in a romantic kind of way " You got herpes from Jeter?" and her pulse does not rise
3 Point Stan
08-09-2007, 07:18 PM
Jeter Swallows (Ron Mexico, apparently!)
EverettsTheoryOfEvolution
08-09-2007, 09:00 PM
A POX on you, Derek Jeter! I mean.... another one...
TITAN126
08-10-2007, 12:45 AM
This means that...Jessica Biel could have herpes?
http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c357/TITAN126/No-Darth_Vader-1.jpg
SamBam39
08-10-2007, 01:00 AM
Cross two more women I'll never get off my fantasy list!!! :(

Jeter must be killed. EToE if you need any help I'm your man!!!

:jedi-smil
Brownfan80
08-10-2007, 02:48 PM
Oh just double bag it and get over it, wussies.

Those women are worth a raincoat.
3 Point Stan
08-10-2007, 03:03 PM
I would like to take a moment to congratulate Scarlet Johanson on officially leap-frogging 2 spots to #1 on on the "Spank Bank List Chart."

Congrats, Scarlet.
Mikiemo83
08-10-2007, 03:13 PM
I would like to take a moment to congratulate Scarlet Johanson on officially leap-frogging 2 spots to #1 on on the "Spank Bank List Chart."

Congrats, Scarlet.I was going to make this thread a sticky but it appears to be doing it on its own
SamBam39
08-10-2007, 10:14 PM
Is that why I am having a hard time with some of the keys on my computer?