Mechanical Bulls and Girls - A Serious Discussion

[3 Point Stan]

So there are girls and there are mechanical bulls. Sometimes these two forces are thrust together and we are forced to endure the effects of such a collision.

http://www.cowgirlsinc.com/Images/mechanical-bull-girl-1.jpg

What are your honest feelings on this most amazing natural phenomenon?

Discuss...

[Brownfan80]

http://www.ropersnightlife.com/image/16760808_scaled_409x307.JPG

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

A fine topic, indeed. I think anyone that has any negative feelings whatsoever about girls and mechanical bulls has not had the good fortune to witness this most marvelous of events. There is a bar in Hollywood called "Saddle Ranch". I used to go there fairly often while a college lad. Every time you go, there will be hot drunken ladies mounting that saddle. If you're lucky, you'll see a boob or two popping lose. The best is when a hot girl and her hot friend decide to ride it together. That's a proposition that never loses.

[3 Point Stan]

Gilley's at the New Frontier in Vegas has Bikini Bull Riding as an attraction.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/84/248578944_c3775840d0_m.jpg

EDIT: Unfortunately this place closed last month and is set to be imploded shortly.

(Moment of Silence......)

[Baron Samedi]

I've seen women have orgasms sitting on the washer machine, and riding a roller coaster.....I wonder if some of them have orgasms on the mechanical bull?

Just a thought...

[Brownfan80]

I've seen women have orgasms sitting on the washer machine, and riding a roller coaster.....I wonder if some of them have orgasms on the mechanical bull?

Just a thought...

Must be nice to be the first to ride it after a hot girl gets done.

Of course, it'd be nicer just to GIVE the hot girl a ride.. but I think that'd be off topic.

[3 Point Stan]

Must be nice to be the first to ride it after a hot girl gets done.

Of course, it'd be nicer just to GIVE the hot girl a ride.. but I think that'd be off topic.
Not if you yourself are a mechanical bull. Then it would be right on point. But you're probably not a mechanical bull. And even if you were, what are the odds you'd be a Pats fan? 2-to-1 at best.

[Baron Samedi]

Must be nice to be the first to ride it after a hot girl gets done.

Of course, it'd be nicer just to GIVE the hot girl a ride.. but I think that'd be off topic.

Next time you go on a coaster, keep a close eye on the girls when the thing is clattering up the first big hill...that's where it happens...a female friend of mine once had one right next to me.

[Brownfan80]

Next time you go on a coaster, keep a close eye on the girls when the thing is clattering up the first big hill...that's where it happens...a female friend of mine once had one right next to me.


That. Is. Awesome.

But remind me never to ride a roller coaster with my Mom.

Edit: Or Sister.

[Brownfan80]

Not if you yourself are a mechanical bull. Then it would be right on point. But you're probably not a mechanical bull. And even if you were, what are the odds you'd be a Pats fan? 2-to-1 at best.


I've been told that I'm hung like a Mechanical Bull.

But I have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult.

:confused:

[Baron Samedi]

I've been told that I'm hung like a Mechanical Bull.

But I have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult.

:confused:

Old, rusty, and horny?

[SamBam39]

You could always just get them a sybian. It's the gift that keeps on giving!!

[3 Point Stan]

I've been told that I'm hung like a Mechanical Bull.

But I have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult.

:confused:
Defintiely an insult.

http://www.cdc.gov/elcosh/docs/d0500/d000543/66.jpg

[Mikiemo83]

I've been told that I'm hung like a Mechanical Bull.

But I have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult.

:confused:
INSULT GUY, A MAJOR INSULT

these things have no legs never mind nuggets


http://www.kentuckymechanicalbull.com/steve%20standing.jpg

[Brownfan80]

Oh. So I guess it's bad that my girl says that during sex then.

:(

[Brownfan80]

Defintiely an insult.

http://www.cdc.gov/elcosh/docs/d0500/d000543/66.jpg

That image made me laugh. :icon_jook

[3 Point Stan]

That image made me laugh. :icon_jook
Then my job is done here.

[Baron Samedi]

That image made me laugh. :icon_jook

I was thinking "no third input".........:confused:

[3 Point Stan]

Now back to the lecture at hand...

Apparently there is Bikini Bull Riding (http://liquorstoreboston.com/ridebullPlaymates.asp) at the Liquor Store right here in Boston.

wOOt!

[3 Point Stan]

I post a vid of girls riding a mechanical bull and what do I get?

Tumble weeds.

[luso2kx]

I post a vid of girls riding a mechanical bull and what do I get?

Tumble weeds.
They're "busy"

[southcarolina]

You could always just get them a sybian. It's the gift that keeps on giving!!


I have never ever heard of that whatever that is. Never. And i certainly have never watched any movies centered aroound the use of one. Ever.

[southcarolina]

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[SamBam39]

I have never ever heard of that whatever that is. Never. And i certainly have never watched any movies centered aroound the use of one. Ever.
I don't even know what I just posted!!!:blink:

[southcarolina]

I don't even know what I just posted!!!:blink:


I dont even know what posting is, and i deny the existance of message boards all together.

[SamBam39]

What's this message board of which you speak?

[southcarolina]

What's this message board of which you speak?


Who are you, and why are you in my den?

[SamBam39]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.....

[southcarolina]

Forgive me father for I have sinned.....


Im your dad?

[SamBam39]

Im your dad?
I just got the test results back!

[Mikiemo83]

so should we make this a Sox Planet night out?


if we did I am sure a lot of dirty old men would join this site to join the rest of us