southcarolina
07-26-2007, 03:17 PM
Dear Mr Mark Teixeira,
Hello. My name is southcarolina, and i am a fan of the Boston RedSox, and frequent poster on SoxPlanet.com.
A few days ago i posted in some thread around here that when Mark Teixeira had on a Boston uni then and only then would i worry about spelling his name right, and until that happened he would be Texera to me.
So i had a dream.
We all know that Luso has been pimping Mr Teixeira pretty hard around these here parts. In my dream Luso actually WAS Mark Teixeira, and he took spelling his name VERY seriously. So seriously that he scouted message boards of teams he potentially could be traded to see how many fans of those teams could spell his name right. Luso came to SoxPlanet. We would be the RedSox representatives in the Mark Teixeira spelling bee. All 11 of us.
And of course, in my dream, in stumbled mr not nearly as funny as he thinks he is Mr i live in a small rural south eatern state himself, me. And i tell him "Pfft i'll get off my big fat lazy ass and spell the guys name right when i damn well feel like it and until then i'll continue to intentionally misspell it just to piss you off."
And in my dream, Mr Luso Teixeira got out his big parchment scroll titled Teams I Want To Be Traded To and very dramaticaly scratched Boston off the list. And i think he laughed a little bit, kind of evil like. And shook his head. Very foreboding.
And in this fevered dream i actually had just last night, i southcarolina, was branded Public Enemy #1 by RedSoxNation and run out of virtual town by all you other virtual message board type people, weilding virtual pitchforks and virtual torches, shouting virtual threats and making virtual gestures.
So, the upshot is, Mr Teixeira, i apologize for taking the spelling of your ancestral name so lightly. I have learned to spell your name, not becuase i want you to play for the RedSox, but because it is the right thing to do. You would be adored by the fans of RedSoxNation if you ended up here. But even if that is not your destiny, i have changed my ways, and will never intentionally misspell another players name again, even if its really really funny.
(All bets are off if its really really really funny)
sincerely
southcarolina
P.S. Please come to Boston and rescue our offense. Please.
P.S.S. I really really need to quit chugging Nyquil just before bed. Really.
Hello. My name is southcarolina, and i am a fan of the Boston RedSox, and frequent poster on SoxPlanet.com.
A few days ago i posted in some thread around here that when Mark Teixeira had on a Boston uni then and only then would i worry about spelling his name right, and until that happened he would be Texera to me.
So i had a dream.
We all know that Luso has been pimping Mr Teixeira pretty hard around these here parts. In my dream Luso actually WAS Mark Teixeira, and he took spelling his name VERY seriously. So seriously that he scouted message boards of teams he potentially could be traded to see how many fans of those teams could spell his name right. Luso came to SoxPlanet. We would be the RedSox representatives in the Mark Teixeira spelling bee. All 11 of us.
And of course, in my dream, in stumbled mr not nearly as funny as he thinks he is Mr i live in a small rural south eatern state himself, me. And i tell him "Pfft i'll get off my big fat lazy ass and spell the guys name right when i damn well feel like it and until then i'll continue to intentionally misspell it just to piss you off."
And in my dream, Mr Luso Teixeira got out his big parchment scroll titled Teams I Want To Be Traded To and very dramaticaly scratched Boston off the list. And i think he laughed a little bit, kind of evil like. And shook his head. Very foreboding.
And in this fevered dream i actually had just last night, i southcarolina, was branded Public Enemy #1 by RedSoxNation and run out of virtual town by all you other virtual message board type people, weilding virtual pitchforks and virtual torches, shouting virtual threats and making virtual gestures.
So, the upshot is, Mr Teixeira, i apologize for taking the spelling of your ancestral name so lightly. I have learned to spell your name, not becuase i want you to play for the RedSox, but because it is the right thing to do. You would be adored by the fans of RedSoxNation if you ended up here. But even if that is not your destiny, i have changed my ways, and will never intentionally misspell another players name again, even if its really really funny.
(All bets are off if its really really really funny)
sincerely
southcarolina
P.S. Please come to Boston and rescue our offense. Please.
P.S.S. I really really need to quit chugging Nyquil just before bed. Really.