7/16 - Royals v. Sox - Bannister v. Gabbard

[luso2kx]

Again, I'm gonna take advantage of the time loophole (1:32am here in the Azores) and get this one started.

However, rather than 80's Mojo, I decided to go with some cheesy Portuguese mojo. And I can't find any cheesier from this country than Agata. This song is used as a running joke here, mainly because of the overdramatic refrain:


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[luso2kx]

One more. This one is a favorite among college kids, that's right, COLLEGE KIDS. Any campus he goes to here in Portugal and he's GUARANTEED to sell out the hall/arena he plays in. His name is Quim Barreiros, and is regarded as a legend in this country:

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[southcarolina]

I dont have any Portuguese mojo to add, so here is some Five Finger Death Punch (as in lets deliver a FFDP to all this losing)



"The Devil's Own" (NSFW)
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[oldskool138]

Hey, can we start calling Gabbard, Scab-ard. Hopefully, Buchy or Lester will be ready for the bigs soon.

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

Thank God, the Royals are exactly what we need right now.

[southcarolina]

Thank God, the Royals are exactly what we need right now.


The Royals are a troupe of discrete Swedish Co-eds who have come to America to do research on oral sex?

[Mikiemo83]

look out Tony Pena Jr. is coming to town

I loved his dad but while in Boston his bat needed some Viagra

[3 Point Stan]

Can we please make lunch meat out of these hacks?

[southcarolina]

Can we please make lunch meat out of these hacks?


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[Mikiemo83]

http://vit.pp.ru/uploads/pics/smiling-lunchmeat.jpgtime to start shopping some place else

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

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I wonder what the dark parts are made of :confused:

[Mikiemo83]

"my bolognia is smiling at me" the latest hit be Kenny Chesney, written in honor of his good friend, Peyton "cut that meat" Manning

[3 Point Stan]

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I love how the sign says this meat containts preservatives. I think there should also be a warning that it will also cause chronic nightmares and bed wetting.

[southcarolina]

I love how the sign says this meat containts preservatives. I think there should also be a warning that it will also cause chronic nightmares and bed wetting.


Momeeeeeee my sammich is smiling at me!!!!!!!!!

[luso2kx]

I was traumatized with this one when I was a kid, and for mojo purposes, I've decided to pass that pain onto you:

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[SamBam39]

Just in case you were wondering...Clay Buchholz is not quite ready to be the savior just yet. 3-0 Ottawa over the PawSox. Buchholz has given up 4 hits for 3 runs including a homerun and a balk. He has 2 strike outs. Obviously this is just his first AAA start. He will be fine.

[SamBam39]

It definitely looks like Lugo is over his slump!!! That would be good news.

[SamBam39]

Sox definitely know all about second half slumps!!!!!

[southcarolina]

I am home. The wife talked me into going to the local chinese buffet.

OK it wasnt exactly talked me into, it was more like "Honey, do you wanna go get some chi-....."

I didnt hear the rest because i was already in the car.

[southcarolina]

OK i do hereby invoke the SC just got home so the next Sox batter hits a triple mojo.

Let it be so.

[southcarolina]

Dammit. I must have sacrificed the wrong number of chickens. Sorry, i'll get it right next time

[SamBam39]

even better dp with the hr

[southcarolina]

heh. I guess when i do 4 chickens, the second batter hits a HR.


*goes to write that down*


BTW, im almost out of chickens. Anyone got an in at a poultry farm?

[southcarolina]

Holy crap.


My Mojo is the biggest mojo on this entire Planet!!!!!

[SamBam39]

Sweet Manny too!!!!!

[southcarolina]

Unlucky.

[SamBam39]

Buchholz just finished his nights work in Pawtucket! 3 IP 5 hits 3 runs 2 ER 4 K. PawSOx are trailing 3-2 in the 4th.

[SamBam39]

Gabbard saved himself from the Wakefieldesque Total Meltdown!!!

[southcarolina]

Dammit Manny!!!!!!

Oh...sorry...its just a habit.....

[southcarolina]

Mike Lowell is a loafer. Trade him now.

[SamBam39]

Got to keep hitting boys!!!

[SamBam39]

The Sox do love making nobodies into somebodies!!!

[southcarolina]

Julio Lugo just got robbed.

[southcarolina]

You have to be encouraged by the way Lugo has been swinging the bat lately.

[SamBam39]

If JD strikes out again is she going back on the DL?

[SamBam39]

You have to be encouraged by the way Lugo has been swinging the bat lately.
Yup. He has looked good!

[#1Patsfan_chica]

Big Papi!!!

[SamBam39]

Tizzle with the sizzle!!!

[SamBam39]

Manny swinging at a ball up by his eyeballs!!!

[SamBam39]

Stay hot Julio!!

[SamBam39]

Ummm not like that!

[southcarolina]

Kason Gabbard is being an effective ML starting pitcher tonight

[SamBam39]

I know it is KC, but Kason Gabbard has pitched a wonderful game so far!

[SamBam39]

Pedroia's bat is as big as he is!!!!

[SamBam39]

Sanders almost screwed that one up!!

[SamBam39]

Let's go Manny!!!

[southcarolina]

You think he comes out for the ninth?

[SamBam39]

Gabbard coming out to pitch the 9th!!

[SamBam39]

You think he comes out for the ninth?Yes he's pitching!!

[southcarolina]

Julian who?

[SamBam39]

one down!!

Paps up in the pen.....in case!!!

[SamBam39]

Come on Kason. Throw strikes big guy!!!

[SamBam39]

Got him. Nice K. 2 down!!!!

[southcarolina]

kason says


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KC

[#1Patsfan_chica]

Good start by Gabbard. Complete game shutout.

[SamBam39]

Got him!!! Hell of a game for the kid!!!!

[SamBam39]

DIRTY WATER!!!!

[SamBam39]

Oh yes and for the record the Blue Jays suck!! They are losing to the MFY's 6-4 right now!!!

[southcarolina]

Of course now Luso is going to be unbearbale until Gabbard's next start :D

[NEM]

Thats, if i am not mistaken three good outings in a row. I remember his first start, a few weeks ago, where he walked the ballpark and they were all over him in the first couple of innings, and I said, what the hell are they starting this kid for?

Now, it appears as if he's got it..and it couldnt be coming at a better time.

Awesome performance...made me get rid of all the recent frustration.

[luso2kx]

Of course now Luso is going to be unbearbale until Gabbard's next start :D
Nope. Kason's doing the talking for me :)

What I said was that he could do equal or better than Tavarbage and he's a rookie so he can improve. So far, he's been proving me right.

[NEM]

I agree. I have never liked Tavarez, and when he had that little stretch of good outings, I was shocked, wondering who was in his body.

And with Gabbard, when he had that horrible outing, the one he got bombed in just a few innings, and walked the ballpark, I was wondering what the hell he was doing out there and wondering if Francona was drunk.

But the kid has come around, and in an awesome way...and he just might be the spark needed to get out of the doldrums.

That being said, Wakefield goes tonight, and he worries me. His pitches have become flat lately, and even I might get a hit off of him....

[Mikiemo83]

That being said, Wakefield goes tonight, and he worries me. His pitches have become flat lately, and even I might get a hit off of him....
be very careful, KC may just call you up

[3 Point Stan]

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