6/21/2007 Boston vs. San Diego, Matsuzaka vs. Young

[3 Point Stan]

Game Time: 10:05 PM EST

Chris Young is the man. He could teach our very own Mr. Tavarez a thing or two on how to deck a guy without looking like a sally. Exhibit A:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/17d10a_o.jpg

Uh oh, what's that? Ladies & Gentlmen of the jury, it appears we have some last-minute evidence that might prove my theory wrong. Exhibit B:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/20070617_inq_inter17-b.jpg

You can clearly see in Exhibit B that both Derek Lee and Chris Young are slapping at each other like a couple of little bitches. I ask the court, can the Sox really lose to a bitch-slappin' puss like this? I tell you, the answer is NO! I implore each and every one of you to get behind the Sox tonight and give them the strenght to do enough damage against Chris Young to knock his ERA somewhere into the 3.00's and perhaps, save enough to for Matsuzaka's to also fall into the 3.00's.

GO SAWX!

<*cue Jackie Guerredo mojo*>

[3 Point Stan]

Game thread (http://www.soxplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1916) exists. I just accidentally posted it in the wrong forum here (http://www.soxplanet.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1916).

[southcarolina]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/20070617_inq_inter17-b.jpg




GIRL FIGHT!!!!!!!

[SlumpBustR]

Game Time: 10:05 PM EST

Chris Young is the man. He could teach our very own Mr. Tavarez a thing or two on how to deck a guy without looking like a sally. Exhibit A:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/17d10a_o.jpg

Uh oh, what's that? Ladies & Gentlmen of the jury, it appears we have some last-minute evidence that might prove my theory wrong. Exhibit B:
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b210/shepherd625/Sports/20070617_inq_inter17-b.jpg

You can clearly see in Exhibit B that both Derek Lee and Chris Young are slapping at each other like a couple of little bitches. I ask the court, can the Sox really lose to a bitch-slappin' puss like this? I tell you, the answer is NO! I implore each and every one of you to get behind the Sox tonight and give them the strenght to do enough damage against Chris Young to knock his ERA somewhere into the 3.00's and perhaps, save enough to for Matsuzaka's to also fall into the 3.00's.

GO SAWX!

<*cue Jackie Guerredo mojo*>Chris Young could not even defeat our NEW Matsu Mojo Missie in a b!tch-slapping throwdown -- Megumi Kagurazaka -- whose inspiration propelled DiceK to defeat the evil San Francisco Bay-Area Konichiwa Giants & Barry (Babysan-sized Balls) Bonds in his last outing

Banzai DiceK -- Defeat the San Diego-san Padres

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

Matsu can't possibly lose with all the mojo goin' on around here. GO MATSUZAKA-SAN!!!!

http://cache.deadspin.com/sports/ilovethejapanese.jpg

[SamBam39]

Dice K WTF?

[SamBam39]

I love the throwback road unis with the blue lettering!

[Mark_Henderson]

I kind of like the old '86 road uni's - they look really old school. I wouldn't mind having one of those jerseys, except they bring back some bad world series memories.

[SamBam39]

Close game...as expected I guess!

[oldskool138]

I just watched the replay of the game. Why was that moron sitting behind the plate holding up one finger when Paps was pitching? San Diego fans... :rolleyes:

[nomars_girl]

Good thing we won. It's generally bad mojo to list the wrong starting pitcher in the game thread. That was Maddux last night.

[3 Point Stan]

Good thing we won. It's generally bad mojo to list the wrong starting pitcher in the game thread. That was Maddux last night.
I know but ESN.com listed Young and yesterday was a particularly busy day for a brotha. Mea Culpa.

Of course, the error + the W creates an interestlingly necessary spin for today's game thread :)