3 Point Stan
06-19-2007, 09:07 PM
Remeber this crap?
Email from the recently fired bartender Marc Cerone at Q (unedited):
Saturday, October 4, 2003: "Last night I had to work at the worst club in Boston, that club being Q. At about 9:30 I was told by my clueless Irish manager that two Oakland pitchers had just came into Henessey's downstairs, he had no idea who they were. So, I immediately went downstairs to check it out. Much to my suprise (sic) Tim Hudson and Barry Zito were standing in front of me. It was basically just the two of them with a group of other guys who were overweight and certainly not players. I was a little taken back at first seeing these two assholes, realizing how good they are and that they were the main culprits to why our Red Sox are down 2-0. (Little side note: Hudson is a small dude, can't be taller than 5'10'' - Zito though is about 6'4'' with some size). Well, as the night went on the two of them were hanging out downstairs in Hennesesy's chugging drinks and everything was pretty calm. At one point Zito actually grabbed the guitar from the band and Hudson grabbed the mic and they gave the crowd a little tune. (I wasn't there for this). Anyways.....
At around 12:00 I got word that two of them and there (sic) little crew were coming up to Q to hang out in our VIP section. So, up they came to continue the festivities. Hudson was smashed - absolutely tanked. He was on the dance floor by himself dancing up a storm. He was grabbing every girl in sight (a few sluts were all over him, but many different girls had to push him away - clearly not realizing who he was or how much money he has). Zito this whole time is keep a low profile chilling in VIP not doing much.
Well, for no particular reason, at around 1 o'clock or so, I left my back bar to go to the front bar - when all of sudden a fight starts to break out. I happen to be right in the middle of it and I see this scrappy, pretty big kid, take a swing at someone. I was right next to this scrapper so I immediately grabbed the kid and put him in some ineffective pathetic headlock. Next second, I look up, and who is coming after him - Hudson. I am holding this kid, while Hudson fires his drink at him, missing the kid completely and nailing me directly in the chest. I am still clinging on to this kid trying to get him out of the mayhem that had begun, when Hudson proceeds to throw a barrage of punches nailing the kid in the head on a few occasion, and brushing me on one occasion. It was weird. Finally, one of the awful bouncers that now works at Q helped me grab the passionate sox fan away from Hundson (sic). Hudson lost his mind. I turned around, after the kid who started this riot was fired down the back steps, and Hudson is still going on, trying to get to him. 8 people were trying to hold Hudson back, including myself, but he wasn't having it.
Finally, he calmed down. But, I will say this the guy is a pyscho (sic). He was firing punches, with his right hand, and the series could be riding on that arm. It was a classic night but, I am not happy with myself. I should have forgot about my responsiblities (sic) at Q and done anything I can to break his arm. So, if he pitches game 4, and throws a gem, I will take full responsibilty (sic)."
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In summation, Tim Hudson's a pussy. Thankfully, however, Josh Beckett is not.
GO SOX! Let's turn this craptastic June around and bury the rest of the East by taking out this inter-league trash.
Email from the recently fired bartender Marc Cerone at Q (unedited):
Saturday, October 4, 2003: "Last night I had to work at the worst club in Boston, that club being Q. At about 9:30 I was told by my clueless Irish manager that two Oakland pitchers had just came into Henessey's downstairs, he had no idea who they were. So, I immediately went downstairs to check it out. Much to my suprise (sic) Tim Hudson and Barry Zito were standing in front of me. It was basically just the two of them with a group of other guys who were overweight and certainly not players. I was a little taken back at first seeing these two assholes, realizing how good they are and that they were the main culprits to why our Red Sox are down 2-0. (Little side note: Hudson is a small dude, can't be taller than 5'10'' - Zito though is about 6'4'' with some size). Well, as the night went on the two of them were hanging out downstairs in Hennesesy's chugging drinks and everything was pretty calm. At one point Zito actually grabbed the guitar from the band and Hudson grabbed the mic and they gave the crowd a little tune. (I wasn't there for this). Anyways.....
At around 12:00 I got word that two of them and there (sic) little crew were coming up to Q to hang out in our VIP section. So, up they came to continue the festivities. Hudson was smashed - absolutely tanked. He was on the dance floor by himself dancing up a storm. He was grabbing every girl in sight (a few sluts were all over him, but many different girls had to push him away - clearly not realizing who he was or how much money he has). Zito this whole time is keep a low profile chilling in VIP not doing much.
Well, for no particular reason, at around 1 o'clock or so, I left my back bar to go to the front bar - when all of sudden a fight starts to break out. I happen to be right in the middle of it and I see this scrappy, pretty big kid, take a swing at someone. I was right next to this scrapper so I immediately grabbed the kid and put him in some ineffective pathetic headlock. Next second, I look up, and who is coming after him - Hudson. I am holding this kid, while Hudson fires his drink at him, missing the kid completely and nailing me directly in the chest. I am still clinging on to this kid trying to get him out of the mayhem that had begun, when Hudson proceeds to throw a barrage of punches nailing the kid in the head on a few occasion, and brushing me on one occasion. It was weird. Finally, one of the awful bouncers that now works at Q helped me grab the passionate sox fan away from Hundson (sic). Hudson lost his mind. I turned around, after the kid who started this riot was fired down the back steps, and Hudson is still going on, trying to get to him. 8 people were trying to hold Hudson back, including myself, but he wasn't having it.
Finally, he calmed down. But, I will say this the guy is a pyscho (sic). He was firing punches, with his right hand, and the series could be riding on that arm. It was a classic night but, I am not happy with myself. I should have forgot about my responsiblities (sic) at Q and done anything I can to break his arm. So, if he pitches game 4, and throws a gem, I will take full responsibilty (sic)."
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In summation, Tim Hudson's a pussy. Thankfully, however, Josh Beckett is not.
GO SOX! Let's turn this craptastic June around and bury the rest of the East by taking out this inter-league trash.