The Official "Last One to Post Wins" Thread

[Ras]

I know...I know...:icon_eyes

[#1Patsfan_chica]

I know...I know...:icon_eyes

I, also know.

[ravenb]

I don't know :(

[OSUBuckeye]

I think I know

[JD10367]

IMO, this thread ranks somewhere above "What Color Is My Poo Today?" and below the "Beefcake Thread" in terms of it's usefulness.

[Mikiemo83]

What?!?!

[Benign Despot]

If I had a Hammer...

[Mikiemo83]

:icon_anal :icon_supe If I had a Hammer...I'd hammer in the morning :icon_supe

[ravenb]

:icon_anal :icon_supe I'd hammer in the morning :icon_supe


I'd hammer in the evening

[Helena Handbasket]

I'd hammer in the evening

I'd be hammered all day :icon_jook

[Benign Despot]

I'd hammer every assclown...

[Mikiemo83]

If I had a Hammer...

:icon_anal :icon_supe I'd hammer in the morning :icon_supe

I'd hammer in the evening

I'd be hammered all day :icon_jook

I'd hammer out danger
I'd hammer out a warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

is this song about sex or drinking or both sex and drinking


I saw the Neighborhoods open for U2 I believe it was and they sang this great

[#1Patsfan_chica]

I'm too tired to hammer.

[Undertaker #59]

Hammer?

http://images.art.com/images/-/MC-Hammer-Photograph-C10040195.jpeg

[Mikiemo83]

I'm too tired to hammer.
ah but it kind of wakes up your soul if you hammer properly

hammering also relieves headaches

[ravenb]

hammer toe?

[Mikiemo83]

http://www.blaxploitation.com/images/poster_gifs/poster_hammer.gif
I missed this one

[OSUBuckeye]

hammer toe?

camel toe?

[Mikiemo83]

Hammer?

http://images.art.com/images/-/MC-Hammer-Photograph-C10040195.jpeghttp://xkcd.com/comics/mc_hammer_slide.png

[ravenb]

camel toe?

ok

[Helena Handbasket]

http://www.drinkalot.com/_pics/CamelToeCup.jpg

[OSUBuckeye]

http://www.drinkalot.com/_pics/CamelToeCup.jpg

PLEASE tell me you don't wear one Helena!

[Helena Handbasket]

PLEASE tell me you don't wear one Helena!

LOL!!!! No - but several redneck chicks in my area probably do. :icon_oak:

[Ras]

Hammer Time....

http://home.att.net/~raidcon/thor.jpg

[Mikiemo83]

Greg "the hammer" Valentine

http://www.westre.com/images/totspics/totshammer1.jpg

[Mean Patrick]

I saw M.C. Hammer in an auto insurance commercial out in Cali back in 2002.

It was sad.

Later on, I hit my thumb with a hammer.

It was more funny than sad.

[Helena Handbasket]

Sledge Hammer
http://www.worldtalkradio.com/show/82/session/000000sledgehammer.jpg

[Undertaker #59]

I saw M.C. Hammer in an auto insurance commercial out in Cali back in 2002.

It was sad.

Later on, I hit my thumb with a hammer.

It was more funny than sad.


Hey, hey....the second Colts fan to find us. Welcome (back).

[Mean Patrick]

Hey, hey....the second Colts fan to find us. Welcome (back).

Yes, thank you. It's good to be back. It took me some time to find this place. I don't read so well.

[Undertaker #59]

Hmm...maybe I should make the link bigger.

[OSUBuckeye]

Hmm...maybe I should make the link bigger.

Is bigger better?

[Mikiemo83]

size doesn't matter.....I read that some place no one every said it to me ... really... honest

[Mean Patrick]

If Iraq attacked Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

[OSUBuckeye]

If Iraq attacked Turkey from behind, would Greece help?

Only if Turkey supplied the grease.

[BostonIrish]

Only if Turkey supplied the grease.

for God's sake......PULL OUT!!!!!! PULL OUT!!!!!!! :icon_butt

[cka203]

Rofl!

[Benign Despot]

Win!!!!

[cka203]

Win!!!!


Not so fast, my friend... :icon_fU:

[bideau]

I see everyone is trying to sneak another one in, just assuming that no one is coming here anymore.

[Benign Despot]

:icon_butt

I would NEVER stoop to such tactics

[bideau]

:icon_butt

I would NEVER stoop to such tactics

No, you wouldn't.

[Mikiemo83]

No, you wouldn't.Me either, that would be cheap - a true Polian move if ever there was one

[Benign Despot]

Polian would report you to the Mods if you tried that.

[Mikiemo83]

Polian - a fair and righteous man if ever there was one - I would expect nothing less

[Benign Despot]

That "NewsBot" guy is one hell of a poster.

I wonder if it was him fixing the SI.com voting?

[cka203]

Man, I go away for a day, and come back to find this? :icon_axe: :)

[Benign Despot]

Nice Try cka

[cka203]

Nice Try cka


We're really gonna have to stop meeting in here like this... people will talk. :icon_syda

[Mikiemo83]

We're really gonna have to stop meeting in here like this... people will talk. :icon_syda I wake up after some doctoring to see this, I am drugged up enough to be mad

[cka203]

I wake up after some doctoring to see this, I am drugged up enough to be mad


Aw, don't be mad Mikie... there's plenty of cka to go around... :icon_eyes

[Benign Despot]

What kind of drugs?

[cka203]

What kind of drugs?

Yeah, Mikie - You should share with your friends.

[Mikiemo83]

yeah waking up during an endoscopy really freaks out the medical team, especially when you try to sit up and start to move - from what I remember, because I was out of it, was Demerol and a bunch of other drugs -

the nurse was amazed how much they gave me and howquickly I recovered and no biopsy was taken so that is a good thing - family history of pancreatic cancer so I get tested a bit 1st time with the tube down the throat.

[cka203]

yeah waking up during an endoscopy really freaks out the medical team, especially when you try to sit up and start to move - from what I remember, because I was out of it, was Demerol and a bunch of other drugs -

the nurse was amazed how much they gave me and howquickly I recovered and no biopsy was taken so that is a good thing - family history of pancreatic cancer so I get tested a bit 1st time with the tube down the throat.

Good job taking care of yourself, Mikie! :icon_supe

[Benign Despot]

Still can't allow a COlts fan to be last, even if it's one of the good ones.

Sorry

[cka203]

Me too :p

[Benign Despot]

I can see you're not going to let this go are you?

I'd best confess I'm a very stuborn individual.

[cka203]

Me too :p

[Benign Despot]

But now you're gone

[Mikiemo83]

But now you're gonebut yet I return to win

[cka203]

but yet I return to win


As do I :D

[Mikiemo83]

As do I :D
I saw that move before, Please mods lock this thread before I spend too much time on line - oh wait nevermind, I spend too much time already

[Benign Despot]

Pleading with the mods is so.......

Polian:icon_oak:

[cka203]

Pleading with the mods is so.......

Polian:icon_oak:


What? I just don't want you guys to get lonely... ;) :icon_pai: :p

[Benign Despot]

Enough from you missy

[cka203]

Ain't I a pest?

[Mikiemo83]

blah blah blah

[cka203]

In the immortal words of dashoe... :dom:

:D

[Benign Despot]

It ain't over 'til WE say it's over...

Was it over when the German's bombed Peal Harbor?

[Mikiemo83]

It ain't over 'til WE say it's over...

Was it over when the German's bombed Peal Harbor?


Germans?!?! Pearl Harbor??!?!?!

[cka203]

Germans?!?! Pearl Harbor??!?!?!


I think someone had a brain fart... :p

[Benign Despot]

I quote from one of the greaters movies ever and you guys don't get it?

I should be declared the winner by TKO:rolleyes:

[cka203]

I quote from one of the greaters movies ever and you guys don't get it?

I should be declared the winner by TKO:rolleyes:


What movie? Doesn't ring any bells with me... :confused:

[Mikiemo83]

What movie? Doesn't ring any bells with me... :confused:animal house thus my response of German?!?!? Pearl Harbor?!?



D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough...
[thinks hard]
Bluto: the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go!
[runs out, alone; then returns]
Bluto: What the **** happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer...
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!

now that my friends is a thread closing and thread winning post

[Benign Despot]

Not!

[cka203]

What he said

[Benign Despot]

I'm losing interest in this.

[Mikiemo83]

I'm losing interest in this.
in what...yawn.. I.. forget why..I'm..here..:icon_toil

[cka203]

You're both here for the same reason.

Me

:p

[Benign Despot]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

don't tell anyone I was here

[Mikiemo83]

Be VEWWY VEWWY QUIET I'm hunting Wabbits

[Benign Despot]

is This Quiet Enough

[cka203]

Be VEWWY VEWWY QUIET I'm hunting Wabbits

ROFL

[cka203]

is This Quiet Enough


WHAT???

[Mikiemo83]

WHAT???
working late in the office tonight cka?

and BD thanks for waking the baby, you can get your arse in there, change that diaper and rock him back to sleep

[cka203]

Mornin, boys! :)

[Benign Despot]

Not a chance Mickie

Once my daughter was out of diapers I vowed the next diaper I change will be wrapped aroaund my grandchild.

[Mikiemo83]

thank god for Potty trained kids huh? My brother spaced out his 5 so that for something like 10 years he was changing Diapers - his smell and taste no longer work but thats his fault for not covering the boys up before exposing them to cool air

[Benign Despot]

My momma taught me that when my nephews were young, I never forgot it.

BTW mine are 17, 11 and 6 so I can relate to the spaced out thing.

[Mikiemo83]

mine are still young ums 3 and 5 - best thing to ever happen to me

[Benign Despot]

Why is UT lurking in this thread?

Mickie, quick hide the Bong.

[Mikiemo83]

he's a voyeur into watching a girl and 2 guys post.

beat it you perv.... um I mean stop pulling that and walk away slowly, keep your hands in the air and do not touch yourself like that again - no wonder people are laughing at clowns all the time....the small car analogy is correct

[Undertaker #59]

Heh...

I check in every now and then to make sure things are going okay, and to tweak the settings. I put the final touches on the rep system today.

[Mikiemo83]

colts blah

[Benign Despot]

OK UT that's cool, you want a hit?

[Mikiemo83]

PASS THE BEER, i'M GETTING THIRSTY AFTER ALL THIS CANDY

[Benign Despot]

Here you go:icon_pidu :toast:

[Benign Despot]

I wonder where cka is this week.

Unusual for here to disapear during Colt Week, I hope all is cool with her

[Mikiemo83]

I haven't slept since Tuesady night, bad thing to eat all that candy to prove a point to your kids and get a crazy sugar high, I need to come down man. I need a sweet n' low clininc to ween me off this sugar

[cka203]

Look who's back... :icon_supe

Welcome to the party, UT! :icon_pidu

[Mikiemo83]

party? I should have worn a pretty outfit - damn it overdressed again - I guess it is time to shop for some new clothing

[Benign Despot]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just made the last post

[Mikiemo83]

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I just made the last postcongrats to you




Damn, sorry I didn't really mean this to happen but it is too late to edit it, Honest I tried, I did really, don't look at me like that, I tried

[cka203]

congrats to you




Damn, sorry I didn't really mean this to happen but it is too late to edit it, Honest I tried, I did really, don't look at me like that, I tried


I don't believe you :icon_wink

[Mikiemo83]

I don't believe you :icon_wink
Fine don't but I am hurt by your doubt

If I cut do I not bleed?

If I hurt do I not cry?

[Undertaker #59]

WTF is going on here?

[Mikiemo83]

WTF is going on here?nothing, DAD, please don't tell Mom or I'll tell about you and Mrs. Livingston and that boy named Joey

[Benign Despot]

^^ He Made Me Do It ^^

[cka203]

I was just minding the shop in your absence, UT. :blink:

[Mikiemo83]

well you missed the two shoplifters that came running through.

don't worry UT, I gave them the evil eye and they dropped half their loot on the way out laughing

[Benign Despot]

Aha, back in the lead

[cka203]

Aha, back in the lead

Never mind that...

Where's Mikie?!?!?!

[Benign Despot]

Mikie's home, call the Staties and let then know to call off the search parties

[cka203]

Whew! I caught em just in time! They had the scent dogs lined up and everything! (be glad the dogs didn't come after you, Mikie... they can be tuff mofo's...)

[Benign Despot]

OK Now to quietly drop a post in here when no one is looking]

[Mikiemo83]

Whew! I caught em just in time! They had the scent dogs lined up and everything! (be glad the dogs didn't come after you, Mikie... they can be tuff mofo's...)
I like when they come for me


When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting on death row

[cka203]

I like when they come for me




:blink: :icon_eyes :icon_pidu :icon_supe

[Mikiemo83]

go Bengals


The Lions get courage and enter the Emerald City while the Pats fall back into the Poopy's and sleep through the Alarm clock missing the game

[Mean Patrick]

I just made friends with NewsBot.

She's pretty cool.

[Benign Despot]

Jeebus another Colt fan in here.

Man we need a better bouncer.

[cka203]

:icon_fU:

[Mikiemo83]

Jeebus another Colt fan in here.

Man we need a better bouncer.that or an exterminator


just kidding - I had nothing else to say, take it easy

[Benign Despot]

Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy

[Mikiemo83]

Temporary winner

[Benign Despot]

I've never heard that song before.

It sounds like a country title

[Mean Patrick]

Jeebus another Colt fan in here.

Man we need a better bouncer.

Colts fans is people too.

:icon_axe: :icon_kidr :jedi-smil :icon_anal

Wow! There's some cool damn smilies up in this place.

[Mikiemo83]

can we just end this now and let me win something this week,

I've lost 2 bets to me wife and I am tired of doing dishes :icon_toil flush 'em I will next time

[Benign Despot]

I usually try to make bets with the wife that really don't bother me much if I lose.

[Mikiemo83]

I don't consider that losing the bet

Come on UT lock this will you

[Benign Despot]

Pleading with the mods again

pathetic

[Mikiemo83]

Pleading with the mods again

patheticno they can lock it after your post for all I care, just end this need to check this site and continue this game, please I beg of you

Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so hot

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
(Nothing means a thing to me)

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling.

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive I feel...
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict (maybe that's a lie)
I'm not an addict...

[Benign Despot]

almost drpped to pg 2

[cka203]

I feel blue.....

so blue.....

:icon_hang :(

[Mikiemo83]

I feel blue.....

so blue.....

:icon_hang :(

Mr. Blue

Our guardian star lost all its glow
The day that I lost you
It lost all its glitter the day you said no
And its grey skies turned to blue

Like him I am doubtful
That your love is true
So if you decide to call on me
Ask for Mr. Blue

I'm Mr. Blue
When you say you love me
Then prove it by goin' out on the sly
Provin' your love is untrue
Call me Mr. Blue

I'm Mr. Blue
When you say you're sorry
Then turn around headed for the lights of town
Hurtin' me through and through
Call me Mr. Blue

I sleep alone each night
Wait by the phone each night
But you don't call
And I won't hurt my pride
Call me mister

I won't tell you
When you paint the town
A bright red to turn it upside down
I'm painting it too
But I'm painting it blue

I sleep alone each night
Wait by the phone each night
But you don't call
And I won't hurt my pride
Call me mister

I won't tell you
When you paint the town
A bright red to turn it upside down
I'm painting it too
But I'm painting it blue
Call me Mr. Blue
Call me mister

[ravenb]

There is an echo in here :blink:

[cka203]

*crickets*

[Mikiemo83]

*crickets*

That'll Be the Day
Buddy Holly & The Crickets

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day when I die

Well, you give me all your loving and your turtle doving
All your hugs and kisses and your money too
Well, you know you love me baby, until you tell me, maybe
That some day, well I'll be through

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day when I die

------ instrumental break ------

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day when I die

Well, when Cupid shot his dart he shot it at your heart
So if we ever part and I leave you
You sit and hold me and you tell me boldly
That some day, well I'll be blue

Well, that'll be the day, when you say goodbye
Yes, that'll be the day, when you make me cry
You say you're gonna leave, you know it's a lie
'Cause that'll be the day when I die

Well, that'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day, woo hoo
That'll be the day

[Benign Despot]

Well Mikie it looks like we roped in another one.

Let me pour some Couvasier and welcome our new addition "Ladies Man" style

[Mikiemo83]

Well Mikie it looks like we roped in another one.

Let me pour some Couvasier and welcome our new addition "Ladies Man" style
I have my Maroon crushed velvet smoking Jacket on and a pack of Condoms from a manufacturer in India and waiting for the ladies to return - I feel like I might get lucky

http://www.anniescostumes.com/1445a.jpg

[Benign Despot]

We are 2 Wild and Crazy guys...

[ravenb]

I hear the grass growing......

[Benign Despot]

You must not be at Gillette Stadium then

[Mikiemo83]

I hear the grass growing......


The old home town looks the same as I step down from the train,
and there to meet me is my Mama and Papa.
Down the road I look and there runs Mary hair of gold and lips like cherries.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
The old house is still standing tho' the paint is cracked and dry,
and there's that old oak tree I used to play on.

Down the lane I walk with my sweet Mary, hair of gold and lips like cherries.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to meet me, arms reaching, smiling sweetly.
It's good to touch the green, green grass of home.

[spoken in a sexy voice only Tom Jones could do :]

Then I awake and look around me, at four grey wall surround me
and I realize that I was only dreaming.
For there's a guard and there's a sad old padre -
arm in arm we'll walk at daybreak.
Again I touch the green, green grass of home.
Yes, they'll all come to see me in the shade of that old oak tree
as they lay me neath the green, green grass of home.

[ravenb]

Very nice - but now I hear the sounds of silence.

[Mikiemo83]

Hello planet, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence

In restless dreams I walked alone
Narrow streets of cobblestone
'Neath the halo of a street lamp
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of a neon light
That split the night
And touched the sound of silence

And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people, maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never share
And no one dared
Disturb the sound of silence

"Fools", said I, "You do not know
Silence like a cancer grows
Hear my words that I might teach you
Take my arms that I might reach you"
But my words, like silent raindrops fell
And echoed
In the wells of silence

And the people bowed and prayed
To the neon god they made
And the sign flashed out its warning
In the words that it was forming
And the sign said, "The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
And tenement halls"
And whispered in the sounds of silence

[ravenb]

Shhh-I think the paint is drying.

[Benign Despot]

Psssst - this is it, the winning post

[cka203]

Psssst - this is it, the winning post


Congratulations! :p

[Mikiemo83]

merry Beerfest

[Undertaker #59]

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged
I have existed for years
But very little had changed
I am the tool of the Government
And industry too
For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away
I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say
I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?
I am the slime oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you
Until the day that we don't need you
Don't got for help...no one will heed you
Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold
And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold

That's right, folks..
Don't touch that dial

Well, I am the slime from your video
Oozin' along on your livin'room floor

I am the slime from your video
Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go

[Mikiemo83]

with global warming no reason to worry but remember

Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero...

And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Dont be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, dont go to the show

Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and dont you eat that yellow snow


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[ravenb]

I think I'm sophisticated
cos Im living my life like a good homosapien
But all around me everybodys multiplying
Till theyre walking round like flies man
So I'm no better than the animals sitting in their cages
In the zoo man
cos compared to the flowers and the birds and the trees
I am an ape man
I think I'm so educated and I'm so civilized
cos Im a strict vegetarian
But with the over-population and inflation and starvation
And the crazy politicians
I dont feel safe in this world no more
I dont want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore and make like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man
I'm an ape man I'm a king kong man I'm ape ape man
I'm an ape man
cos compared to the sun that sits in the sky
Compared to the clouds as they roll by
Compared to the bugs and the spiders and flies
I am an ape man
I'n mans evolution he has created the cities and
The motor traffic rumble, but give me half a chance
And I'd be taking off my clothes and living in the jungle
cos the only time that I feel at ease
Is swinging up and down in a coconut tree
Oh what a life of luxury to be like an ape man
I'm an ape, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a king kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I look out my window, but I cant see the sky
cos the air pollution is fogging up my eyes
I want to get out of this city alive
And make like an ape man
Come and love me, be my ape man girl
And we will be so happy in my ape man world
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, I'm an ape man
I'm a king kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man
I'll be your tarzan, youll be my jane
I'll keep you warm and you'll keep me sane
And we'll sit in the trees and eat bananas all day
Just like an ape man
I'm an ape man, I'm an ape ape man, Im an ape man
I'm a king kong man, I'm a voo-doo man
I'm an ape man.
I dont feel safe in this world no more
I dont want to die in a nuclear war
I want to sail away to a distant shore
And make like an ape man

[Undertaker #59]

And no, you didn't win ;)

[Mikiemo83]

I see live people

Honey - I'm not home

Unfortunatley I'll be back (sequel number 6)

Yo Paulie, I too old t' fight? No ROck just not young enough

[ravenb]

This is a meaningful win. :blink:

[Mikiemo83]

one sunny day I was walking in the park and fell into a deep void - please help me find that void again

[ravenb]

Were you avoiding some droids?

[Mikiemo83]

I Once Had A Yummy Sandwich

[ravenb]

What do you want for nothing.....rubber biscuit?

Bow bow bow.

[Mikiemo83]

you going to walk a mile for a camel or do like Mr. Chesterfield and satisfy?

[ravenb]

You know I gave up cigarettes for my new years resolution
But I didn't give up smoking

[Mikiemo83]

I said baby
You know when you bend over I see every bit of christmas
And when you bend back Im looking right into the new year

[theyellowdart]

You know I gave up cigarettes for my new years resolution
But I didn't give up smoking


I have a News Years resolution to get in shape and run the Boston Marathon in 2008..... Will it happen? Prolly not but I am going to give the the old college try..... I figured I would point this out because I am going to be in a awful mood in 2007. Just a heads up






I win

[Mikiemo83]

I have a News Years resolution to get in shape and run the Boston Marathon in 2008..... Will it happen? Prolly not but I am going to give the the old college try..... I figured I would point this out because I am going to be in a awful mood in 2007. Just a heads up






I winI also will start the training for the 2008 marathon, mine is easier than your it consist of waking up to the alarm clock and telling the wife to get running..

this will officially start Tuesday for the New bedford 1/2 Marathon this year


myself I am not even remotely comparable to a track star


Oh and Yellowdart, stop yelling at me at the Games - sect 122 has got to stick together

[theyellowdart]

I also will start the training for the 2008 marathon, mine is easier than your it consist of waking up to the alarm clock and telling the wife to get running..

this will officially start Tuesday for the New bedford 1/2 Marathon this year


myself I am not even remotely comparable to a track star


Oh and Yellowdart, stop yelling at me at the Games - sect 122 has got to stick together


Running just sucks... I have asthma so it makes it a little harder.

Anyways, about yelling at you from Sec 122. I haven't been able to get to many games this year..... It has been a rough year as far as work goes. IF they have a home playoff game, I will be there... :icon_pidu

Have you noticed that the lines to get in have been a little worse this year?

[theyellowdart]

O yeah, Good luck to your wife with that...... and more importantly good luck to you for putting up with it....

[Mikiemo83]

Running just sucks... I have asthma so it makes it a little harder.

Anyways, about yelling at you from Sec 122. I haven't been able to get to many games this year..... It has been a rough year as far as work goes. IF they have a home playoff game, I will be there... :icon_pidu

Have you noticed that the lines to get in have been a little worse this year?I have Passes that get me in through the family section, I get in quickly - thanks to a tailgaing buddy.

Good luck with the training, after the new year I start getting active again. I am so looking forward to it :icon_toil

[ravenb]

Wishing:

Have you ever heard of a wish sandwich? a wish sandwich is the kind of a sandwich where you have two slices of bread and you, hee hee hee, wish you had some meat...

Bow bow bow...

[Mikiemo83]

Well I saw a chick sitting on the end
I said Baby can't we be friends
You're looking sweet as you can be
Well come on down and drink with me

[ravenb]

You came to catch
You thought I'd be naive and tame
You met your match
I beat you at your own game

[Mikiemo83]

Oh the games people play now
Every night and every day now
Never meaning what they say now
Never saying what they mean
So they while away the hours
In their ivory towers
Till there covered up with flowers
In the back of a black limousine

wife is first in the neighborhood with th enew Dice-K No. 18 jersey

[ravenb]

[QUOTE=Mikiemo83;wife is first in the neighborhood with th enew Dice-K No. 18 jersey[/QUOTE]

Nice :)

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

[Mikiemo83]

Bright light almost blinding, black night still there shining,
I can't stop, keep on climbing, looking for what I knew.

Had a friend, she once told me, "You got love, you ain't lonely,"
Now she's gone and left me only looking for what I knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

Met a man on the roadside crying, without a friend, there's no denying,
You're incomplete, they'll be no finding looking for what you knew.

So anytime somebody needs you, don't let them down, although it grieves you,
Some day you'll need someone like they do, looking for what you knew.

Mmm, I'm telling you now, The greatest thing you ever can do now,
Is trade a smile with someone who's blue now, It's very easy just...

[ravenb]

Said the world is in a desperate situation
Stealing, burning, fighting, killing
Nothing but corruption
It looks like mankind in on the eve of destruction
Oh yes it is now people let me tell you now
We've got to learn to live with each other
No matter what the race, creed or color
I just got to tell you what the world needs now
Is love and understanding get aboard the friendship train
Everybody shake a hand make a friend now
Listen to us now, we're doing our thing
On the friendship train

[Mikiemo83]

When the daylight's gone and you're on your own And you need a friend just to be around
I will comfort you, I will take your hand
And I'll pull you through, I will understand


And you know that
I'll be at your side, there's no need to worry
Together we'll survive through the haste and hurry
I'll be at your side
If you feel like you're alone, and you've nowhere to turn
I'll be at your side

[ravenb]

If the sky above you
Should turn dark and full of clouds
And that old north wind should begin to blow
Keep your head together and call my name out loud
And soon I will be knocking upon your door.
You just call out my name and you know where ever I am
I'll come running to see you again.
Winter, spring, summer or fall
All you got to do is call
And I'll be there, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hey, ain't it good to know that youve got a friend?
People can be so cold.
They'll hurt you and desert you.
Well they'll take your soul if you let them.
Oh yeah, but dont you let them.

[Mikiemo83]

Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Ones we can depend on
Friends
How many of us have them?
Friends
Before we go any further, lets be
Friends*

Is a word we use everyday
Most the time we use it in the wrong way
Now you can look the word up, again and again
But the dictionary doesnt know the meaning of friends

And if you ask me, you know, I couldnt be much help
Because A friend is somebody you judge for yourself
Some are ok, and they treat you real cool
But some mistake kindness for bein a fool

We like to be with some, because they're funny
Others come around when they need some money
Some you grew up with, around the way
And you're still real close too this very day

[ravenb]

I can see clearly now, the rain is gone,
I can see all obstacles in my way
Gone are the dark clouds that had me blind
It’s gonna be a bright (bright), bright (bright)
Sun-Shiny day.

[Mikiemo83]

Sunshine on my shoulders makes me happy
Sunshine in my eyes can make me cry
Sunshine on the water looks so lovely
Sunshine almost always makes me high

If I had a tale that I could tell you
Id tell a tale sure to make you smile
If I had a wish that I could wish for you
Id make a wish for sunshine all the while

[ravenb]

Little darling, it's been a long cold lonely winter
Little darling, it feels like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

Little darling, the smiles returning to the faces
Little darling, it seems like years since it's been here
Here comes the sun, here comes the sun
and I say it's all right

[Mikiemo83]

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
And just like the guy whose feet are too big for his bed
Nothin' seems to fit
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

So I just did me some talkin' to the sun
And I said I didn't like the way he got things done
Sleepin' on the job
Those raindrops are fallin' on my head, they keep fallin'

But there's one thing I know
The blues they send to meet me won't defeat me
It won't be long till happiness steps up to greet me

Raindrops keep fallin' on my head
But that doesn't mean my eyes will soon be turnin' red
Cryin's not for me
'Cause I'm never gonna stop the rain by complainin'
Because I'm free
Nothin's worryin' me

[ravenb]

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

[Mikiemo83]

Somewhere over the rainbow
Skies are blue
And the dreams that you dare to dream
Really do come true

Some day I'll wish upon a star
And wake up where the clouds are far behind me
Where troubles melt like lemondrops
Away above the chimney tops
That's where you'll find me

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

Or blow me a kiss and that's lucky too

Now, as the ladder of life 'as been strung
You might think a sweep's on the bottommost rung
Though I spends me time in the ashes and smoke
In this 'ole wide world there's no 'appier bloke

Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be
Chim chim-in-ey, chim chim-in-ey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when I shakes 'ands with you

[ravenb]

Melancholy now

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Little Jackie Paper loved that rascal puff,
And brought him strings and sealing wax and other fancy stuff. oh

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

A dragon lives forever but not so little boys
Painted wings and giant rings make way for other toys.
One grey night it happened, Jackie Paper came no more
And puff that mighty dragon, he ceased his fearless roar.

His head was bent in sorrow, green scales fell like rain,
Puff no longer went to play along the cherry lane.
Without his life-long friend, Puff could not be brave,
So Puff that mighty dragon sadly slipped into his cave. oh!

Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee,
Puff, the magic dragon lived by the sea
And frolicked in the autumn mist in a land called Honah Lee.

[Mikiemo83]

Tiptoe through the window
By the window, that is where I'll be
Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

Oh, tiptoe from the garden
By the garden of the willow tree
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

Knee deep in flowers we'll stray
We'll keep the showers away
And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
Will you pardon me?
And tiptoe through the tulips with me

[ravenb]

Well, it seems like so long ago
But it really ain't you know
I started out a crazy kid
Miracle I made it through the things I did
The things I did

Someday I'll go where there ain't no rain or snow
‘Til then, I travel alone
And I make my bed with the stars above my head
And dream of a place called home

[Mikiemo83]

Up above my head there is music in the air
Up above my head there is music in the air
Up above my head there is music in the air, oh yeah!
And I really do believe, I really do believe
I really do believe there's a heaven somewhere
There's a heaven somewhere

[ravenb]

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's grey and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you
It's Friday, I'm in love

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start
It's Friday I'm in love

[Mikiemo83]

It’s saturday night, I’m feeling on song
I think I’m alright, I know I’m all wrong
The drink that I had three hours ago
Has been joined by fourteen others In a steady flow

So let me walk straight, don’t let me feel pain
I’m gonna scratch cars, with my keys again
Cos when I go home and fall on my bed
If it doesn’t leave my stomach, it’ll split my head.

:icon_toil

[ravenb]

Monday, Monday
So good to me
Monday mornin, it was all I hoped it would be
Oh Monday mornin, Monday mornin couldnt guarantee
That Monday evenin you would still be here with me

Monday, Monday, cant trust that day
Monday, Monday, sometimes it just turns out that way
Oh Monday mornin you gave me no warnin of what was to be
Oh Monday, Monday, how could you leave and not take me

[Mikiemo83]

Train roll on, on down the line,
Won't you please take me far away?
Now I feel the wind blow outside my door,
Means I'm leaving my woman behind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My baby's gone with the wind.

And I don't know where I'm going.
I just want to be left alone.
Well, when this train ends I'll try again,
But I'm leaving my woman at home.

Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
Tuesday's gone with the wind.
My woman's gone with the wind.

[ravenb]

Seems as if we're circling
for very different reasons
But one day the Eagle has to land

Out past the fountain
a left by the station
I start the day in the usual way
Then think -- well why not --
and stop for a coffee
then begin to recall
things that you say

No one's at the door
You suggest a ghost
perhaps a phantom
I agree with this in part
Something is with us
I can't put my finger on --
is Thumbelina size 10
on a Wednesday --

[Mikiemo83]

So I decide to close my eyes, and age, for while
Take a hint, relax, the time,
It's only thursday, to hell with this day

Keep me hangin on, I can't remain
Keep me hangin on to your embrace
When I saw you for the last time
I sing to you, of salvation

So you're on display , but I'm the one they want this time
So you're on display, but I'm the one they want this time

Keep me hangin on, I can't remain
Keep me hangin on , to your embrace
When i saw you for the last time
I sing to you, of salvation

So you're on display but I'm the one they want this time
So you're on display but I'm the one they want

Redefine, redefine son
Swimming through convictions

Keep me hangin on, I can't remain
Keep me hangin on to your embrace
Keep me hangin on, I can't remain
Keep me hangin on to your embrace

[ravenb]

Monday morning feels so bad,
Ev'rybody seems to nag me
Coming Tuesday I feel better,
Even my old man looks good,
Wednesday just don't go,
Thursday goes too slow,
I've got Friday on my mind

Do the five day drag once more,
Know of nothing else that bugs me
More than working for the rich man,
Hey I'll change that scene one day,
Today I might be mad,
Tomorrow I'll be glad,
I've got Friday on my mind,

[PatsDVD]

Hmmm . . . no one else is here . . . I wonder if I can sneak in the last post and steal a win . . .

[TITAN126]

Not a chance...:D

[ravenb]

For all of you baseball folk:

Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!
We’re born again, there’s new grass on the field.
A-roundin’ third, and headed for home, it’s a brown-eyed handsome man;
Anyone can understand the way I feel.

Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be centerfield.

Well, I spent some time in the mudville nine, watchin’ it from the bench;
You know I took some lumps when the mighty Casey struck out.
So say hey Willie, tell Ty Cobb and Joe Dimaggio;
Don’t say "it ain’t so", you know the time is now.

Oh, put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Put me in, coach - I’m ready to play today;
Look at me, I can be centerfield.

Yeah! I got it, I got it!

Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;
You know I think it’s time to give this game a ride.
Just to hit the ball and touch ’em all - a moment in the sun;
(pop) it’s gone and you can tell that one goodbye!

[Pa_Pats_Fan54]

I know...I know...:icon_eyes
You @*#&^^$% @**#$ #I$U$ of a (#*#&$^@!

you know I can't astay away from these mindless, *#&@^!!&#^ threads!

:icon_fU:

[PatsDVD]

For all of you baseball folk:

More for the baseball folks . . .

:icon_supe

The Rooters gave the other team a dreadful fright
Boston's tenth man could not be wrong
Up from "Third Base" to Huntington
They'd sing another victory song

Two! Three! Four!

Tessie, "Nuf Ced" McGreevey shouted
We're not here to mess around
Boston, you know we love you madly
Hear the crowd roar to your sound
Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn't live without you
Tessie, you are the only only only
Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn't live without you
Boston, you are the only only only
Don't blame us if we ever doubt you
You know we couldn't live without you
Red Sox, you are the only only only

[TITAN126]

Great songs guys! :icon_supe

[southcarolina]

What do i win?

[Patriots4ever]

Nothing

[southcarolina]

Dangit.

[PatsDVD]

. . . and all he has to do is submit the last post, take a knee and watch the clock run out.

And PatsDVD steps to the line of scrimmage . . .

[Mikiemo83]

. . . and all he has to do is submit the last post, take a knee and watch the clock run out.

And PatsDVD steps to the line of scrimmage . . .and waits for Manny to magically appear but.....

[PatsDVD]

and waits for Manny to magically appear but.....

. . . Manny is a no show and the play clock expires, but just as the ref is about to throw a flag for delay of game . . .

[Mikiemo83]

. . . Manny is a no show and the play clock expires, but just as the ref is about to throw a flag for delay of game . . .but wait that isn't a yellow flag it is a red flag and Tito has thrown it....

[PatsDVD]

but wait that isn't a yellow flag it is a red flag and Tito has thrown it....

Wait, that's not a flag . . . Tito just beaned A-Rod in the head with a snot rocket and . . .

[Ras]

thought this thread would die, huh?

[southcarolina]

I didnt.

[jonathan]

I didnt.

testing, testing.....

damn, SC is here too
and Mikie is a mod?

Damn:blink:

[SamBam39]

Helloooooooo!!!!! Is there anybody out there?:icon_supe

[3 Point Stan]

http://data1.blog.de/blog/s/surf-steash/img/COlt-45---Billy-Dee.jpg

[southcarolina]

testing, testing.....

damn, SC is here too
and Mikie is a mod?

Damn:blink:


Yup. But me and Mikie joined when it wasnt so trendy. We were here before it was cool to be here. :)

[Mikiemo83]

yeah we were the nerds the cool kids picked on

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

Heh heh. Nobody noticed me posting during the game and now I win the thread!

[southcarolina]

Nuh uh.

[southcarolina]

And another for good measure.

[3 Point Stan]

I am so frigin' full from Easter brunch.

[SamBam39]

I am so full from Easter dinner!

[#1Patsfan_chica]

I'm full of Easter chocolate.

[southcarolina]

Im just full of Easter.

[Mikiemo83]

Im just full of Easter.
I'm full of something but the filter picks up the word @#%$

[PatsDVD]

thought this thread would die, huh?

Contest ended in February.

I already won. Everyone can go home now . . .

[SamBam39]

Well congratulations!!!

[bideau]

I had forgotten that we had one of these threads here. I guess there's no escaping it.

[SteelerFan87]

What's this? A "last person to post wins" thread that I haven't won? Oh, wait, looks like I just did.

[Mikiemo83]

only a soccer fan can win so would one step forward and claim your prize

this way no steeler fan can win :)

[SteelerFan87]

only a soccer fan can win so would one step forward and claim your prize

this way no steeler fan can win :)

Well in that case I guess you're right, no Steeler fan could win. Because we're fans of REAL football. :D

[SamBam39]

I WIN I WIN!!!! Huh?????????????????? What do I win?

[3 Point Stan]

What do I win?
It's a major award!

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2252339878fdb00cdf7e87af1094f-320pi

[SamBam39]

It's a major award!

http://a1.vox.com/6a00c2252339878fdb00cdf7e87af1094f-320pi
Ahhhhhh! It's Italian. FRAGEEEEEELLAAAA!

[EverettsTheoryOfEvolution]

Ok, good, I think we can all consider this matter settled, then.

[TITAN126]

Nope, I don't think so...:icon_eyes

[southcarolina]

Im going to Red Lobster.

[southcarolina]

I am home from Red Lobster.

[TITAN126]

I have never eaten at Red Lobster.

[PatsDVD]

I got so sunburned once, I was as red as a . . .

[nevermind, that's too silly]

[Bases Loaded]

John Salley cracks me up ... he said on the show, "4/20 is only 4 days away"

We know hes counting :icon_weed :D

[Bases Loaded]

I got sunburned with second degree burns on my back shoulder one day in the pool ... not fun :(

[SamBam39]

I'd rather be dead than red!!

[Bases Loaded]

Traitor!!

[SamBam39]

Huh?:blink:

[Bases Loaded]

Sounds like something a Yankee fan would say, thats all.

[Bases Loaded]

In other words I don't know what that means.

[SamBam39]

It's an old expression. Like me. From the 50's. Better dead than red (communist). It has nothing to do with the Yankees. I am not now nor have I ever been a MFY fan. So relax.

[Bases Loaded]

Oh man, 4/20 never came too soon.

[southcarolina]

I win.

[Mikiemo83]

congrats, but I don't think I can in anymore

[southcarolina]

congrats, but I don't think I can in anymore

huh?